I had a flashback tonight to the many times when I was a wee one and tried to make a parachute out of a grocery bag. When I say "make" I mean that I tied it to my poor, soon-to-be-smashed-into-the-hardwood bunny. She plummeted to her death with her short life passing before her bead-y eyes, and all I could think was, "maybe this time she'll survive!" You would think after years of failed attempts I would have stopped, but I continued to do something over and over again, expecting different results. What am I saying? I'm saying that, according to Albert Einstein, I am insane.
My poor bunny suffered through multiple skydiving sessions over the years, countless broken bones and serious brain damage. Why would I torture her so? Because someone was foolish enough to let me roam free in the drugstore toy aisle where I stumbled upon a pack of toy paratroopers. How come the toy paratroopers floated so gracefully to the ground, but my bunny fell to the ground before gravity even had a chance to blink? How dare those foolish, colorful men were better at floating like a butterfly than my beautiful, pink bunny! Stupid little men. 18 years later, they still taunt me...
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Showing posts with label toy. Show all posts
12 October 2010
16 July 2010
List Love
I have created a list of things that have made me happy in the past few weeks. I thought I'd share not only this list, but my love of lists with the world.
Those who know me know I love lists and organizing. It's very therapeutic to have a better idea of what's in your life or missing from your life in that moment. You can remind yourself of those things that make you smile or release tension by finally admitting to what's bothering you. To do lists help you remember what needs to get done so you can keep things in working order and help you prevent your life from imploding on you. When in doubt, make a list!
- My husband - He keeps me sane in an insane world.
- My dog - Shadow is a cozy cuddler and a constant cache of cuteness. (I adore alliteration.)
- Rain storms -A sudden deluge of cleansing water and a glorious concert of light and sound.
- Skirts - Easy, breezy, free.
- Dog toys - There is nothing more adorable than the full body wiggles that ensue when a new toy is gifted to Shadow.
- Air conditioning - Too hot. Too humid.
- Museums - Being surrounded by history reminds me that someone came before me and someone will always follow.
Those who know me know I love lists and organizing. It's very therapeutic to have a better idea of what's in your life or missing from your life in that moment. You can remind yourself of those things that make you smile or release tension by finally admitting to what's bothering you. To do lists help you remember what needs to get done so you can keep things in working order and help you prevent your life from imploding on you. When in doubt, make a list!
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air conditioning,
alliteration,
dog,
happy,
husband,
lists,
museums,
organize,
rain storms,
Shadow,
skirts,
toy,
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